No. Staph.
barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

(via eikenella)

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Posted
4 weeks ago
sjmillerart:

Queen Tina Belcher, first of her name.

sjmillerart:

Queen Tina Belcher, first of her name.

(via foliesmokess)

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Posted
1 month ago

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

(via dr-freaking-potter)

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Posted
1 month ago

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via chickenmcnuggetsslut)

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670317
Posted
1 month ago

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via chickenmcnuggetsslut)

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Posted
1 month ago

wavecapwarfare:

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

(Source: cyberlocc, via thefuuuucomics)

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Posted
1 month ago

tennants-hair:

hipsterinatardis:

l0rdofthepeasants:

twofingerswhiskey:

ifellforloki:

teenage-dirntbag:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg

yes

(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!

(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH

(via chickenmcnuggetsslut)

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Posted
2 months ago
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